Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): What I do want is for you to work out whatever silliness is going on between you two. Chief Vick: This case was brought to our attention by perhaps the most impressive bit of premonition yet from Mr. Spencer here. He not only knew the address,…

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Chief Vick: I don't remember calling you, Mr. Spencer. Shawn: Didn't have to, Chief. It called me. Gus: Called collect. Shawn: That's right. Which is odd, because I'm also on Twitter and the cases usually tweet me. Shawn: Buzz! Have you searched the kidnapped girl's apartment? Buzz McNab (Sage Brocklebank):…

Extradition: British Columbia Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): Trying to do a performance review here, Mr. Spencer. I thank you not to bother us. Shawn: Seems like a strange thing to thank me for, but you're welcome of course. Shawn: You've seen The Mentalist, right? Corporal Robert Mackintosh: Yes! Shawn: It's like that. Gus: Except…

Ghosts Frank Ogletree (Todd Stashwick): Are you familiar with the exclusivity clause in your contract? It means we don't allow second jobs. Gus: Jobs? No, no. Psych is more like community service. And it never affects my work. Frank Ogletree: This photo was taken Thursday night. I noticed that you signed out early that day.…

American Duos Juliet: What about Detective Lassiter? Nigel St. Nigel (Tim Curry): Absolutely not. His hair looks like it's been poured out of a cake mold. Nigel St. Nigel: Bring on the next contestants. {Gus and Shawn walk in} Lester Beacon: Presenting Shawn Spence-star and Gus TT-Showbiz. Good luck guys. Lester: Really? Nigel: Well. That…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Waitress: That's amazing. Henry: It's adequate. Get him his cake. Waitress: I guess I know what you're going to be when you grow up. Young Shawn: Oh. I'm never going to grow up, ma'am. 2006 ...still Santa Barbara Waitress: You didn't tell me you were a cop. Shawn Spencer (James…