Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Alright, I'm in. Describe the item. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): Really? You've forgotten already? Shawn: I'm sorry. I thought I was busy James Bonding it up in here, Gus. Gus: It's a Star Wars toy, Shawn. Easy as that. We went through this. Twice.…

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet 1990 Young Shawn (Skyler Gisondo): Okay, I'm warning you guys. Gus knows karate. Young Gus (Carlos McCullers II) : Um, I don't know karate. Young Shawn: Yes you do. You studied Wushu. Young Gus: That's Chinese. Young Shawn: Dude, trust me. Karate sounds more intimidating. Young Gus: I've only had…

Extradition: British Columbia 1989 Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): That was your teacher. Apparently you're the only one in class who didn't turn in his art assignment. So there's going to be an empty space on the wall at open house tonight. Young Shawn (Liam James): Actually Dad, I'm pretty sure I did finish it. Sounds…

Ghosts 1995 Teen Shawn (James Roday): I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that World's Greatest Dad mug back. Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Oh just keep talking, Shawn. Teen Shawn: You keep talking. Henry: Oh don't worry, I will. Like when I read you your rights. Teen Shawn: Oo. I have rights. That'll…

American Duos 1987 Young Shawn (Liam James): What's with the Michael Jackson outfit? That's like two years old! Young Gus (Carlos McCullers): I got scared! Young Shawn: You were supposed to be Billy Ocean. Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Gus: Why would Billy Ocean sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Shawn: 'Cause…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): How many hats? Young Shawn (Josh Hayden): Come on, Dad! Henry: Shawn, you want a piece of cake. How many hats are in the room? Young Shawn: Does a beanie count? Henry: What do you think? Young Shawn: Three. Henry: Describe them. Young Shawn: That's not…