Present Day Shawn: Alright, I'm in. Describe the item. Gus: Really? You've forgotten already? Shawn: I'm sorry. I thought I was busy James Bonding it up in here, Gus. Gus: It's a Star Wars toy, Shawn. Easy as that. We went through this. Twice. Gus: Are you playing with the toys? Shawn: Dude, this kid…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Alright, I'm in. Describe the item. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): Really? You've forgotten already? Shawn: I'm sorry. I thought I was busy James Bonding it up in here, Gus. Gus: It's a Star Wars toy, Shawn. Easy as that. We went through this. Twice.…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): What I do want is for you to work out whatever silliness is going on between you two. Chief Vick: This case was brought to our attention by perhaps the most impressive bit of premonition yet from Mr. Spencer here. He not only knew the address,…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Name. Juliet "Jules" O'Hara (Maggie Lawson): Juliet. {Lassiter eyes her} O'Hara. Lassiter: Hm. No sign of deception. Truth. Juliet: See? It's working fine. Let's go. Lassiter: One more question, one more question. Are you... what's a good question... I don't know. Are you currently dating anyone?…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): My son needs my help. I think he bit off a bit too much this time. Woody (Kurt Fuller): You don't have to tell me. I know Gus well. Henry: Shawn. Woody: Him too. Never thought of them as brothers though. Bit of a game…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Name. Juliet "Jules" O'Hara (Maggie Lawson): Juliet. {Lassiter eyes her} O'Hara. Lassiter: Hm. No sign of deception. Truth. Juliet: See? It's working fine. Let's go. Lassiter: One more question, one more question. Are you... what's a good question... I don't know. Are you currently dating anyone?…
Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Alright, I'm in. Describe the item. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): Really? You've forgotten already? Shawn: I'm sorry. I thought I was busy James Bonding it up in here, Gus. Gus: It's a Star Wars toy, Shawn. Easy as that. We went through this. Twice.…
1990 Present Day
Lassiter: This is my sister. Buzz: Not genetically though, right? Lassiter: Yes, genetically, you idiot! What's the matter with you? Okay, I get it. There might be a little age difference between us, but I can assure you, although she may not have been traditionally planned, she was a happy accident. Shawn: Hey Lassie. Hey…
Present Day Katie: KSRP23 has obtained the video footage that lead to the mistrial. News Anchor: Thanks for that report, Katie. The person seen in the video conducting that unauthorized search is one Shawn Spencer, a psychic consultant for the Santa Barbara police department. Gus: I told you not to go into that building without…
Shawn: Lassie! We totally caught the bad guys. Lassiter: Yeah. What do you think you're doing crashing a stakeout? Shawn: You're welcome. Gus: Do you think the chief called us in to congratulate us on our bust yesterday? Shawn: Most definitely. I'm also assuming that there will be an award involved. Gus: A busty. Shawn:…
Present Day Shawn: Dude, do you know they make silent window shades? Some woman in Washington invented them back in the early-90s. Gus: Since when is the sound of opening and closing shades so disruptive that it needs to be alleviated? Shawn: Why do you have to hate on other people's triumphs of innovation. Gus:…
1990 Young Shawn: Gus, you've been on this ride like twenty times. Why are you chickening out now? Young Gus: This ride just doesn't seem mechanically sound. How do we know it's not going to break and eject us out of the building? Young Shawn: Gus, the ride is twelve inches off the ground. Young…
Gus: First class tickets. Shawn: And three nights hotel. Paid for. Gus: By a world class criminal. Shawn: Please. Despereaux staged art thefts. That's barely a crime. Gus: I don't think you're allowed to accept lavish gifts from people you sent to prison. Shawn: Says who? The sultan of Canada? Look, all Despereaux wants is…
Santa Barbara 0837 Hours Gus: This is because she's dating Declan now. Shawn: I wouldn't call it dating. Gus: What would you call it? Shawn: Dating. I just didn't want to say it. Shawn: My spirit has to remain unchained, Gus. Like my melodies. Shawn: Lassie, what's up? Lassiter: Spencer. I just got a call…
