Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Alright, I'm in. Describe the item. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): Really? You've forgotten already? Shawn: I'm sorry. I thought I was busy James Bonding it up in here, Gus. Gus: It's a Star Wars toy, Shawn. Easy as that. We went through this. Twice.…

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet 1990 Young Shawn (Skyler Gisondo): Okay, I'm warning you guys. Gus knows karate. Young Gus (Carlos McCullers II) : Um, I don't know karate. Young Shawn: Yes you do. You studied Wushu. Young Gus: That's Chinese. Young Shawn: Dude, trust me. Karate sounds more intimidating. Young Gus: I've only had…

Extradition: British Columbia Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Lassie. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): Wow. Shawn: Is your hair starting its own cult? Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): Trying to do a performance review here, Mr. Spencer. I thank you not to bother us. Shawn: Seems like a strange thing to thank me for, but you're…

Ghosts Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Dude, I'm freaking out. You've got to help me. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): What's wrong? Shawn: My mom's here. Gus: She's back in the country? Shawn: Back in the country? Try back in the city. Try downstairs in my dad's kitchen. Gus: Where are you? Shawn: Hiding out in…

American Duos 1987 Young Shawn (Liam James): What's with the Michael Jackson outfit? That's like two years old! Young Gus (Carlos McCullers): I got scared! Young Shawn: You were supposed to be Billy Ocean. Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Gus: Why would Billy Ocean sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Shawn: 'Cause…

Pilot 2006 ...still Santa Barbara Shawn: I have a job for you. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill):I already have a job. Shawn: They're paying you to play video games? Gus: How do you do that? Shawn: Come on. Left hand spacebar, right hand arrow keys. Gus. You should ask me a challenging question once in…