Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Present Day Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): My son needs my help. I think he bit off a bit too much this time. Woody (Kurt Fuller): You don't have to tell me. I know Gus well. Henry: Shawn. Woody: Him too. Never thought of them as brothers though. Bit of a game…

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Are you familiar with the term "persona non grata"? Shawn: Why are we talking about food? Henry: Shawn, there's a reason they created the position I'm in! You burned a lot of bridges around here, you've made a lot of sloppy mistakes. You're going…

Extradition: British Columbia 1989 Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): That was your teacher. Apparently you're the only one in class who didn't turn in his art assignment. So there's going to be an empty space on the wall at open house tonight. Young Shawn (Liam James): Actually Dad, I'm pretty sure I did finish it. Sounds…

Ghosts 1995 Teen Shawn (James Roday): I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that World's Greatest Dad mug back. Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Oh just keep talking, Shawn. Teen Shawn: You keep talking. Henry: Oh don't worry, I will. Like when I read you your rights. Teen Shawn: Oo. I have rights. That'll…

American Duos Present Day Henry: He's not staying here! He violated basic robe code! Shawn: Robe code violation. Check. 65 Million Years Off 1987 Present Day Henry: Shawn! Shawn: Dad, what are you doing here? Henry: I was worried. About my tools. Henry: You still haven't answered the question why he dug all the holes…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): How many hats? Young Shawn (Josh Hayden): Come on, Dad! Henry: Shawn, you want a piece of cake. How many hats are in the room? Young Shawn: Does a beanie count? Henry: What do you think? Young Shawn: Three. Henry: Describe them. Young Shawn: That's not…