1985 Henry: Where's the ring? Young Shawn: At the bottom. Now I gotta eat the whole box. Henry: And where's the ring now? Young Shawn: At the top. Henry: Right. See sometimes Shawn, you don't have to dig so deep. All you gotta do is turn something upside down to make it right-side up and…

1989 Young Shawn: How long do we have to wait? Henry: Until we catch our bad guy. Young Shawn: Can I sleep? Henry: You can't sleep on a stake out, Shawn. Present Day Shawn: Gus, have you tried this chair? It's a pregnancy chair. We have to get one for the office immediately. My birthing…

1985 Young Shawn (Liam James): But we're just playing. Henry: Well play right, Shawn. Or don't play at all. Present Day Gus: What are you doing? Shawn: Dude, I'm on to something big. Gus: Tailing cops. In a police station? Shawn: Some monumentally expensive ring just got stolen. I'm gonna get us onto the case.…

Shawn: Excuse me. You're in my seat. Juliet "Jules" O'Hara (Maggie Lawson): Am I? Shawn: Actually yes, you are. Juliet: Are you one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair and eat the same food every day? Shawn: Ah, no no. I was sitting right there three…

1986 Santa Barbara, CA Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): How many hats? Young Shawn (Josh Hayden): Come on, Dad! Henry: Shawn, you want a piece of cake. How many hats are in the room? Young Shawn: Does a beanie count? Henry: What do you think? Young Shawn: Three. Henry: Describe them. Young Shawn: That's not fair!…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): How many hats? Young Shawn (Josh Hayden): Come on, Dad! Henry: Shawn, you want a piece of cake. How many hats are in the room? Young Shawn: Does a beanie count? Henry: What do you think? Young Shawn: Three. Henry: Describe them. Young Shawn: That's not…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Waitress: That's amazing. Henry: It's adequate. Get him his cake. Waitress: I guess I know what you're going to be when you grow up. Young Shawn: Oh. I'm never going to grow up, ma'am. 2006 ...still Santa Barbara Waitress: You didn't tell me you were a cop. Shawn Spencer (James…

Spellingg Bee Shawn: Excuse me. You're in my seat. Juliet "Jules" O'Hara (Maggie Lawson): Am I? Shawn: Actually yes, you are. Juliet: Are you one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair and eat the same food every day? Shawn: Ah, no no. I was sitting right…

Pilot 1986 Santa Barbara, CA Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): How many hats? Young Shawn (Josh Hayden): Come on, Dad! Henry: Shawn, you want a piece of cake. How many hats are in the room? Young Shawn: Does a beanie count? Henry: What do you think? Young Shawn: Three. Henry: Describe them. Young Shawn: That's not…

American Duos 1987 Young Shawn (Liam James): What's with the Michael Jackson outfit? That's like two years old! Young Gus (Carlos McCullers): I got scared! Young Shawn: You were supposed to be Billy Ocean. Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Gus: Why would Billy Ocean sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Shawn: 'Cause…

Pilot 2006 ...still Santa Barbara Shawn: I have a job for you. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill):I already have a job. Shawn: They're paying you to play video games? Gus: How do you do that? Shawn: Come on. Left hand spacebar, right hand arrow keys. Gus. You should ask me a challenging question once in…