Jenna Coleman

The Zygon Invasion

Osgood (Ingrid Oliver): Hello. Osgood: Do you want to—? Osgood: No, you can if you want to. Both: Should we do it together? Both Osgoods: Operation Double. The Zygon Peace Treaty. Osgood: I'm Osgood. Osgood: I'm also Osgood. Osgood: Remember that. It'll be important later. Osgood: Operation Double is a covert operation—outside of normal UNIT strictures—to resettle and rehouse an…

The Woman Who Lived

 Mr. Fanshawe (John Voce): I will not be robbed by some lone, ranting cavalier! The Nightmare: Who says I am alone? {red eyes glow in the distance} The Nightmare: What are you doing? The Doctor: Oh just ignore me, just passing through. Like fish in the night. The Nightmare: This is a robbery. The Doctor: It's not fish in the,…

The Girl Who Died

Clara: Doctor! Doctor! The Doctor: Yes, you're the very next thing on the list. Clara: Doctor! Help me! The Doctor: Clara, I'm under attack from four and a bit. Battle fleets, in case you think I'm slacking. Clara: Doctor, I think there's something in my spacesuit. The Doctor: That's possible actually. You were too long in the spider mines. Clara: Okay, explain. The…

Under the Lake

Quick note: all words from Cass as interpreted by Lunn are attributed to Cass (since she's technically speaking). Quicker note: Toby Whithouse rocks. The Drum: Underwater Mining Facility Caithness, Scotland 2119 Captain Jonathan Moran (Colin McFarlane): Private journal of Captain Jonathan Moran. 21st November, 2119. We have located a craft of unknown origin on the lake floor. Visual scans in situ…

Series 9

The Magician’s Apprentice Ryan (Dasharn Anderson) dropping his gum in a bin: Will I get it back after school? Clara: How will you know which one’s yours? Clara: Right. Now where was I? Jane Austen. Amazing writer, a brilliant comic observer, and—strictly amongst ourselves—a phenomenal kisser. Clara: Everybody turn on their phones. News websites and Twitter. Hashtag: #planeshavestopped. Mr. Dunlop (Aaron…

Last Christmas

Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf! Ian (Dan Starkey): That's racist! Santa Claus: Of course it's not racist. You are an elf. Chimneys? Ian: I'm sorry? Santa Claus: I'm just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Ian: They're hard to miss! Santa Claus: Well as you've clearly demonstrated, Ian. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines…