Dan Starkey

Last Christmas

Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf! Ian (Dan Starkey): That's racist! Santa Claus: Of course it's not racist. You are an elf. Chimneys? Ian: I'm sorry? Santa Claus: I'm just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Ian: They're hard to miss! Santa Claus: Well as you've clearly demonstrated, Ian. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines…

Deep Breath

Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I'll wager you've not anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart): Big fellow, innit’ he? Madame Vastra: Dinosaurs are mostly this size. I do believe it's a she. Jenny Flint: No they weren't. I've…

The Time of the Doctor

Once there was a planet much like any other. And unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message. A bell, tolling among the stars, ringing out to all the dark corners of creation. And everybody came to see. Although no one understood the message, everyone who heard it found themselves afraid. Except one man. The…

The Name of the Doctor

Andro (Nasi Voutsas): Something wrong? Fabian (David Avery): It's the repair shop. What kind of idiot would try and steal a faulty TARDIS? Gallifrey A Very Long Time Ago... Clara: Doctor. Doctor. The First Doctor (William Hartnell): Yes, what is it? What do you want? Clara: Sorry, but you're about to make a very big…

The Crimson Horror

Yorkshire 1893 Edmund (Brendan Patricks): If I have not returned in an hour you must fetch the police. Effie (Olivia Vinall): Edmund! Edmund: Don't fret, Evie my dear. All will be well. But we must get to the bottom of this dark and queer business no matter what the cost. Effie: Mrs. Gillyflower! Mrs. Gillyflower…

The Snowmen

England 1842 The Snowman: Don't need anyone else. I can help you. Walter (Cameron Strefford): How? 50 Years Later Dr. Simeon (Richard E. Grant): The last of the arrivals has been sampled. The Snow Entity: The great swarm is approaching. As humanity celebrates, so shall it end. Will the final piece be ready? Dr. Simeon:…

A Good Man Goes to War

Demon’s Run Amy: I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved. That you'll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very very brave. Madame Kovarian (Frances Barber): Two minutes. Amy: But not as brave as they all have…

The Poison Sky

Colonel Mace (Rupert Holliday Evans): What have we got? Captain Price (Bridget Hodgson): Atmos is running wild, sir. It can't be stopped. It's everywhere. The whole planet. Sylvia (Jacqueline King): Donna, don't go! Look what happens every time that doctor appears. Stay with us. Please. Wilfred (Bernard Cribbins): You go, my darlin'. Sylvia: Dad! Wilfred:…