1987 Henry: Something's missing. I took something of yours, you need to figure out what it is. Young Shawn: Dad, you robbed me? Henry: No, robbery's the taking of property by force or fear. I'm not afraid of anyone in this room. Young Gus: So you're a burglar then. Henry: No, Gus, burglarly involves breaking…
1987 Young Gus: How can you be sure it's down there? Young Shawn: I can feel it in my bones, Gus. All great oil wildcatters have that ability. Me... Getty... Clampett... Crisco and Wesson. Present Day Gus: Don't play, Shawn. You know that fungus is my bread and butter. Shawn: Really? You know what my…
1978 Henry: Listen, Franks. You have the right now to get shot. Make the wrong move, you lose that right. Put down the bomb. Present Day Shawn: Sorry, Chief. I got roped into doing a silly interview with the Independent. They've been calling and begging for weeks and I finally relented. Reporter: You called me.…
Monday, 8:15 PM Henry: Don't say a word. Shawn after some thought: Vergulous. Henry: Shawn, I said no words. Shawn: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you. Henry: I've been on the other side of this table a…
1987 Henry: Listen to me, you think your fans came out here to see you jump? Young Shawn: Yeah. Henry: They came out here to see you crack your head open. Which basically makes you no different than the kid in class who can shoot milk out of his eye. Young Shawn: You think I…
Present Day Gus: Who put the orange slices in the punch bowl already? They'll be soggy by the time everyone gets here. This is a disaster, people! Shawn: Yep. First typhoid fever, now this. Gus: Shawn, this night has been thirteen years in the making. Everything has to go perfectly. What I need from you…
1995 Teen Shawn (James Roday): I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that World's Greatest Dad mug back. Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Oh just keep talking, Shawn. Teen Shawn: You keep talking. Henry: Oh don't worry, I will. Like when I read you your rights. Teen Shawn: Oo. I have rights. That'll be…
Ghosts 1995 Teen Shawn (James Roday): I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that World's Greatest Dad mug back. Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Oh just keep talking, Shawn. Teen Shawn: You keep talking. Henry: Oh don't worry, I will. Like when I read you your rights. Teen Shawn: Oo. I have rights. That'll…
Ghosts Frank Ogletree (Todd Stashwick): Are you familiar with the exclusivity clause in your contract? It means we don't allow second jobs. Gus: Jobs? No, no. Psych is more like community service. And it never affects my work. Frank Ogletree: This photo was taken Thursday night. I noticed that you signed out early that day.…
Ghosts Juliet "Jules" O'Hara (Maggie Lawson): So. How did it go? Lassiter: I'm winning. Juliet: How are you winning? Lassiter: I answered every question in character as Tom "Gunney" Highway. Juliet: Who is Tom "Gunny" Highway? Lassiter: Clint Eastwood's character? In Heartbreak Ridge? Juliet: It's not a contest, Carlton. Lassiter: Don't kid yourself O'Hara. Murder?...…
Ghosts 1995 Teen Shawn (James Roday): I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that World's Greatest Dad mug back. Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Oh just keep talking, Shawn. Teen Shawn: You keep talking. Henry: Oh don't worry, I will. Like when I read you your rights. Teen Shawn: Oo. I have rights. That'll…
Ghosts 1995 Henry: That's it! Somebody, book him. You! Beanpole. Get over here, fingerprint him now. Young Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Me? Henry: Never mind, rookie. I'll do it myself. Present Day Lassiter: You wanted to see me, Chief? Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): Yes. It has come to my attention,…
Ghosts Shawn Spencer (James Roday): Dude, I'm freaking out. You've got to help me. Burton "Gus" Guster (Dulé Hill): What's wrong? Shawn: My mom's here. Gus: She's back in the country? Shawn: Back in the country? Try back in the city. Try downstairs in my dad's kitchen. Gus: Where are you? Shawn: Hiding out in…
1987 Henry: People do not become bloodthirsty monsters after they got shot. In fact I 've had a lot of experience in the field with puncture wounds and there's no way a giant dart to the lungs creates a six-inch hole visible on the other side. Young Shawn: Really? Henry: No way! I mean maybe…
1987 Henry: Shawn. Where's that nice new sweater vest your mom just put on you for picture day? Young Shawn: Oh yeah... that. It wasn't working for us. We chose the Knight Rider shirt instead. Mom loves Kitt. Henry: You know how a cop distinguishes when somebody's lying? Young Shawn: When it sounds like that?…
