The Avengers Summer answering her cell phone: Hello? Taylor: Bonjour! Summer: Taylor? Oh my god. Taylor: I think you mean, "mon dieu", Summer. Yes, c'est moi. Summer: How's Paris? Taylor: Incroyable. You know, being an ex-pat totally suits me. Except that I miss you. You can only parlez so much français until you start to…

The Avengers Summer answering her cell phone: Hello? Taylor: Bonjour! Summer: Taylor? Oh my god. Taylor: I think you mean, "mon dieu", Summer. Yes, c'est moi. Summer: How's Paris? Taylor: Incroyable. You know, being an ex-pat totally suits me. Except that I miss you. You can only parlez so much français until you start to…

The Avengers Seth: Aren't you going to invite me in? So the utility closet is the new pool house. Things change. It's the Seth-Ryan Time that counts. Seth: I'm not going to go anywhere until you come with me. Ryan: Yeah? What are you gonna do, you gonna fight me? Seth: Well, seeing as how…

The Avengers Seth: So, Friday morning. A little check-in before the weekend. I'm still here, kickin' the Newport-style. I can't believe I just said that. But, uh, yeah. Things are good. Ryan's decision to defer college seems to be working out well. He's got a new place, new job, making some new friends. Sandy Cohen…

The Avengers Seth: A table set for four actually feels kind of weird. Sandy: Well things have been a little weird around here lately. Tonight might not be any different. We shouldn't be expecting any miracles. Seth: No zippy one-liners. Kirsten: Not a lot of smiles. Sandy: Few grunts. Occasional shrug. Seth: Yeah, it'll be…

The Avengers Seth: I'm not going to go anywhere until you come with me. Ryan: Yeah? What are you gonna do, you gonna fight me? Seth: Well, seeing as how I don't fight back— Ryan shoves Seth Ryan: Just don't anymore, okay? Ryan: What's this? Julie: It's why I needed to see you. You see,…

The Avengers Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school? Kaitlin: 'Cause it's 8 o'clock at night. And a Saturday. Taryn: ...And I said, "Honey, that is not toothpaste." Neil: Julie, what on God's formerly green Earth are you doing? Neil: Julie! My god! Are you all right? What happened? Is there an earthquake I…

The Avengers Seth: A table set for four actually feels kind of weird. Sandy: Well things have been a little weird around here lately. Tonight might not be any different. We shouldn't be expecting any miracles. Seth: No zippy one-liners. Kirsten: Not a lot of smiles. Sandy: Few grunts. Occasional shrug. Seth: Yeah, it'll be…

The Avengers Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school? Kaitlin: 'Cause it's 8 o'clock at night. And a Saturday. Neil: Julie! My god! Are you all right? What happened? Is there an earthquake I didn't feel? Julie: No. Help me. I was just trying to rearrange some furniture. I got some very helpful tips…

Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school? Kaitlin (Willa Holland): 'Cause it's 8 o'clock at night. And a Saturday. Seth: So, Friday morning. A little check-in before the weekend. I'm still here, kickin' the Newport-style. I can't believe I just said that. But, uh, yeah. Things are good. Ryan's decision to defer college seems…

Seth: "Dad, remember when I called you the worst father ever? Right after that I swung by your place of work, I smoked a joint, I forgot to put it out and now your office fits into an ashtray." Seth: This is it, dude. We never have to set foot in this stupid school or…

Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don't know what the Korean word for "threesome" is, but I'm pretty sure it was used. Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that's responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey's black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year. Sandy: The irony is…

Ryan: Have you told her there's nothing going on between you and Anna? Seth: I've tried, but every time I get close she pulls her rape whistle. Summer: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would take the nourishment that…

Summer: 48 hours ago, Coop, you were Newport's Courtney Love. Julie: Marissa, honey, you know it's not too late to go with you. I promise I won't embarrass you. I can pretend to be part of your entourage. Or your Scientology guide. Neil (Michael Nouri): Honey, I don't get it. You throw all of these…

Julie: Keep that grimey paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of cardiobar can do to your face. Ryan: Still lying to everybody about everything? Seth: I'm trying to talk as little as possible. Kirsten: Well whatever happens, you have at least one proud mother watching you when you graduate. Ryan:…