Samaire Armstrong

The Party Favor

Ryan: Have you told her there's nothing going on between you and Anna? Seth: I've tried, but every time I get close she pulls her rape whistle. Summer: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would take the nourishment that…

The College Try

Summer: 48 hours ago, Coop, you were Newport's Courtney Love. Julie: Marissa, honey, you know it's not too late to go with you. I promise I won't embarrass you. I can pretend to be part of your entourage. Or your Scientology guide. Neil (Michael Nouri): Honey, I don't get it. You throw all of these…

The Telenovela

Ryan about Marissa: We'll just go back to being friends. Seth: When were you guys ever friends? Was it when you were beating up her boyfriend or, ah, spooning in a Tijuana motel? Is that when you were friends? Ryan: Yeah, that doesn't mean we can't be friends. Does it? Seth: I don't know. Summer:…

The Rivals

Seth: You did accuse the guy of faking a suicide attempt. Ryan: No I didn't. I just didn't believe him. Seth: Oh. Okay. Hard to believe such blind compassion upset Marissa. You should go work things out. Ryan: I don't trust him. Something about Oliver's... off. Seth: Yeah. He tried to kill himself. Or he…

The Countdown

Marissa: I love you. Silence. I mean— I didn't mean. I... Ryan: Thank you... ? Marissa: Uh. You're welcome? Hailey Nichol (Amanda Righetti): Who the hell are you? Ryan: It's a long story. Who the hell are you? Hailey Nichol: It doesn't work that way, dude. It's my pool house. Ryan: Actually, dude, it's my…

The Secret

Seth: Do I have a fever? I think I might have a fever and/or the chills. Ryan: Since when? Seth: Since recently. Sandy: So you're not feeling well? Seth: No, I feel fine. coughs. Just my head's a little achy and my stomach's kind of weird. I'm okay. Sandy: C'mere. feels his forehead. Huh. You…

The Perfect Couple

Kirsten on walking in on Ryan and Marissa: It's never happened with Seth. Sandy: You walked in on them? Kirsten: Well at least I knocked. Sandy: I knew it. Ryan and Marissa Cooper. Didn't I tell you! Kirsten: No. Sandy: No. Seth: Oh I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief. Seth: But…

The Heights

Kirsten: You know, I ask you questions in the hopes of illiciting an actual response. Seth: I feel I convey more with a look. Kirsten: You look adorable. Seth: No. Kirsten: Cute? Dope? Rad? Seth: Please! Please! This is so painful. Kirsten: Doesn't Seth look rad? Sandy: Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.…

The Debut

Kirsten: Seth, we need to talk to Ryan. Seth: Okay. If this has to do with the rug, though, I just wanted to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it. Kirsten: What about the rug? Seth: I'm gonna go now. Sandy: So Kirsten and I went to Child Services this morning and…

Discos and Dragons

Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don't even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I'm accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look…