Seth: "Dad, remember when I called you the worst father ever? Right after that I swung by your place of work, I smoked a joint, I forgot to put it out and now your office fits into an ashtray." Seth: This is it, dude. We never have to set foot in this stupid school or…

Julie: Keep that grimey paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of cardiobar can do to your face. Ryan: Still lying to everybody about everything? Seth: I'm trying to talk as little as possible. Kirsten: Well whatever happens, you have at least one proud mother watching you when you graduate. Ryan:…

Sandy: We gotta stop meeting like this. Sandy: It's gonna be okay. Ryan: My mom ditched me. I burned your wife's house down. How is this going to be okay? Sandy: Well. I should be off. Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a black kid. Or an Asian kid. Kirsten: Where…