The Avengers Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school? Kaitlin: 'Cause it's 8 o'clock at night. And a Saturday. Taryn: ...And I said, "Honey, that is not toothpaste." Neil: Julie, what on God's formerly green Earth are you doing? Neil: Julie! My god! Are you all right? What happened? Is there an earthquake I…

The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it's a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. Caldwell: You went to Trey's that night to kill your brother, didn't you? The Cops: We're looking for…

The Distance Caleb: Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial out I swear I hear a clicking. Julie: Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much? What's going on with you, Cal? You're either hopped up on blow or something's seriously wrong. Theresa: The only reason you stayed was because of this…

Pilot Random Woman: Did I hear you were from Canada? Ryan: Yes, you did. Mother: What are you doing putting my daughter in Calvin Klein? She was supposed to be wearing Vera Wang. Peggy: And she would. If she had the chest to hold it up. It's called puberty, honey. It'll happen. The Model Home…