Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don’t know what the Korean word for “threesome” is, but I’m pretty sure it was used.
Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that’s responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey’s black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year.
Sandy: The irony is not lost on me, believe me.
Kirsten: Why don’t you say good morning to Newport’s Man of the Year.
Seth: I knew it was only a matter of time before this town recognized my contribution to this community.
Ryan: You’d have to be a man first. Congratulations, Sandy.
Annoying Chick: Shut up.
Kaitlin (Willa Holland): You shut up.
Marissa: Okay, both of you shut up.
Seth: Are you decent? If I come in am I inviting years of therapy?
Sandy: You smoked pot in our home.
Seth: Would you rather I do it somewhere else? Like my college dorm?
Sandy: That would require you getting into college.
Seth: Do you think it’s such a great idea me going away to college when mom’s been drinking again?
Sandy: What are you talking about?
Seth: Maybe if you paid attention to anything other than that stupid hospital you’d notice mom’s been passing out before dinner.
Sandy: Don’t talk to your father like that.
Seth: That would require you to act like my father.
Neil (Michael Nouri): It feels like a conflict of interest. I may have to testify against the man. I’m sure they’ll understand.
Julie: Well I don’t. The Cohens are like family, Neil.
Julie: You changed your mind.
Neil: No, you changed my mind. You’re a very passionate woman. And surprisingly principled.
Julie: I’d like to think so.
Neil: If you feel so strongly about family, how could I not want to be a part of yours?
Copper: Who are you, his lawyer?
Sandy: I’m his father.