1989 Gus: Shawn, we shouldn't have left our troop. Shawn: Dude, this is a chance to put our skills to a real test. Gus: Okay, what was that? Shawn: It was nothing. Your Little Chief senses are off. Gus: Okay, tell me you didn't hear that! Shawn: Probably just a giant beaver. Henry: Do you…

Lindsay: This is cool. Hitchhiking. It's like in Kerouac, you know? Kim: Kerouac? Lindsay: Jack Kerouac. He wrote On the Road. Kim we've been reading it in English class the last two weeks. Where you been? Kim: All we ever do in that class is read. Ooh ooh ooh! Stick out your thumb, wouldja? Lindsay:…

Sam about Bill's black socks: You look a little bit like my grandpa. Bill: Oh yeah? Is your grandpa super cool? Coach Fredricks: Alright, simmer down petunias. Sam: Don't you think it's weird that they want us to, you know, get naked? Neal: It's not a burlesque show, Sam. They just want us to shower.…

Bill: What the hell is that? Neal: You think she's single? Bill: Looks like it's from outer space. Sam: Shut up. Coach Fredricks: Weir! Do you have something to say? Sam: No, sir. Coach Fredricks: When you get the clap because you weren't paying attention in health class is that going to be funny too?…

Daniel Desario (James Franco): Oh man, you wanna hear something way messed up? You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing the other day? You know the one with that executioner guy holding that bloody axe, under his foot's the severed head. Ken (Seth Rogen): Yeah. That's my shirt. Daniel: Yeah so, my mom…