Steve Bannos

Rush and Pledge

Steven: Do you guys want to go to that rush party tonight or not? Ron: No. Marshall: No. Lloyd: No. Ron: Fraternities are evil, okay? They brainwash you, they steal your soul. They take your firstborn for godsakes. Lloyd: And you're the firstborn. Steven: So I guess you guys don't care about free beer and…

The Little Things

Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That's right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken:…