Kirsten to the boys: Sit. You are having eggs benedict Gruyère avec paté de foie. Sandy: Something smells... fancy. Kirsten: You know you're going to be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year. Seth: Yeah, horny co-eds and alcohol poisoning. I just don't think they're gonna have French fusion on the…

Seth as Marissa disappears into Newport Union: And that was the last they ever saw of her. Seth: Here you go, my little social chair maven. Summer: You know I always thought that social chair was a ceremonial position. Like Rose Bowl Queen or President. Seth: Are you sure this is detention? It's got more…

Summer: This is so wrong. Like epically tragic. End of the World, locusts and horned beasts bummer. Sandy: Is there anything I need to know? Jimmy: No no I mean. No, are you kidding, everything's fantastic. I just wanted to give my fiancée a little peace of mind. Sandy: Well anything for the soon-to-be Mrs.…

Sandy: Come on, you guys. We've gotta eat together. It's a special day. You're both seniors. Ryan: It's just registration. Sandy: It's a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this…

Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope…

The Shape of Things to Come Taylor: I just assumed you weren't going to be making it today. Marissa: Well. Here I am. Taylor: Summer, who do think has been running this commitee these past two years? Summer: Uh, Marissa Cooper. Taylor: Marissa Cooper has been busy. Skipping school. Eperimenting with her sexual orientation. And…

The Aftermath Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Summer: Okay, I have an idea. Seth: Are you going to save Chrismukkah again? 'Cause I really enjoyed that last time. Summer: Mr.…

The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it's a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. Seth about a comatose Trey: I kind of like him this way. He's a better listener.... Sorry. Seth:…

The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it's a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. The Cops: We're looking for Ryan Atwood. Sandy: You're a little late, I'm afraid. Sandy to Ryan: Glad…

The Aftermath Seth: I don't understand any of the rules to this "baseball," they call it. Ryan: You mean America's pasttime? Seth: Mm. Feels like more of a fad to me, buddy. I don't really see it catching on. Seth: Hey, knock it off. Listen, you've got to get your mind off of everything. Who…

The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it's a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. Caldwell: You went to Trey's that night to kill your brother, didn't you? The Cops: We're looking for…

The Aftermath Trey: I'm sorry Marissa. For everything. I just didn't know how to make it right. And she offered me a way out. Marissa: Who? Who did? Trey: Your mom. Marissa: Trey, if you want to make it right, there's only one thing you can do. The Shape of Things to Come Summer: Look,…

The End of Innocence Ryan: I thought we might be able to start with something that didn't involve me getting arrested. Seth: Is it my fault that most of our half-baked adolesent schemes goes hopelessly awry and my dad has to bail us out? Ryan: Uh, usually, yeah. The Last Waltz Seth: Alright, come on…

The End of Innocence Mr. Frankel: Caleb Nichol was a very generous man who loved his family very much. Julie: Sandy gave a very nice eulogy at the funeral so let's just skip the niceties, okay? Mr. Frankel: Well Caleb's wish was to split his fortune equally between his daughters and his wife. Jimmy: Wow.…

The Aftermath Julie: C'mon. It's okay for a prosecutor and defense attorneys to have lemonade together. We're all human beings here. Jimmy: I'm not so sure with these guys. Julie to Mr. Frankel: Let's play hot/cold, hm? Two million. Seven million. I have at least three million coming from my pre-nup. You blinked! Does one…