Kirsten to the boys: Sit. You are having eggs benedict Gruyère avec paté de foie. Sandy: Something smells... fancy. Kirsten: You know you're going to be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year. Seth: Yeah, horny co-eds and alcohol poisoning. I just don't think they're gonna have French fusion on the…

Sandy: Come on, you guys. We've gotta eat together. It's a special day. You're both seniors. Ryan: It's just registration. Sandy: It's a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this…