1989 Henry: Jaws IV? Young Shawn: Yes, Jaws IV. It was terrifying. Henry: Shawn, you have to understand why I'm conflicted here. It's very difficult to comfort you over what is the worst sequel ever made. Young Shawn: Do I watch for the fin? Henry: No, that's only in the movies. You never see them…
Ryan: Maybe the girls should pick the movie next time. Seth: Ah, do I have to remind you about the Bring It On phase? Summer: Now that is an awesome movie. Ryan: I'm not looking for trouble. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Maybe you should have thought about that before jumping in the other night. Summer: What,…
Summer: Nightmares, huh? You know at first I thought you were just a sweaty sleeper. I didn't want to say anything, but— Marissa: Because I thought if I slept with you they'd go away. Summer: You talk to Ryan about it? Marissa: I try. I mean you know how he is. Summer: Yeah, not much…
Kirsten to the boys: Sit. You are having eggs benedict Gruyère avec paté de foie. Sandy: Something smells... fancy. Kirsten: You know you're going to be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year. Seth: Yeah, horny co-eds and alcohol poisoning. I just don't think they're gonna have French fusion on the…
Seth as Marissa disappears into Newport Union: And that was the last they ever saw of her. Seth: Here you go, my little social chair maven. Summer: You know I always thought that social chair was a ceremonial position. Like Rose Bowl Queen or President. Seth: Are you sure this is detention? It's got more…
Summer: This is so wrong. Like epically tragic. End of the World, locusts and horned beasts bummer. Sandy: Is there anything I need to know? Jimmy: No no I mean. No, are you kidding, everything's fantastic. I just wanted to give my fiancée a little peace of mind. Sandy: Well anything for the soon-to-be Mrs.…
Sandy: Come on, you guys. We've gotta eat together. It's a special day. You're both seniors. Ryan: It's just registration. Sandy: It's a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this…
