Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Simon: I need to check her vitals. Mal: Oh, is that what they call it? Simon: She's not supposed to wake up for another week. The shock— Mal: The shock of what? Waking up, finding out she'd been sold to some border world Baron? Or... I'm sorry, was this one…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Hoban “Wash” Washburne playing with a toy dinosaur: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land! And we will call it... this land! Wash as Ceratosaurus: I think we should call it your grave! Wash as the other dinosaur: Ah!…

ZOE: I know something ain’t right. WASH: Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right we’d be in jail. // MAL: Still flying. SIMON: That’s not much. MAL: It’s enough.

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Mal: Zoe! Tell the 82nd to— Zoe: They're not coming. Command says it's too hot. They're pulling out. We’re to lay down arms. Six years later... Zoe: I know something ain't right. Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right we'd be in jail. Zoe: Sir, we don't want to…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Simon about Jayne: What do you pay him for? Mal: What? Simon: I was just wondering what his job is. On the ship. Mal: Public relations. Mal: Forget your toothpaste? Simon: Are you out of your mind? Mal: Ah, just about. What'd you tell them? Simon: Tell who? Mal: I…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Aboard the Alliance Cruiser: I.A.V. “Dortmunder” Captain: It's a transport ship. Firefly class. Crew member: They still make those? Captain: Illegal salvage. Low-life vultures picking the flesh off the dead. Crew member: Should we deploy gun ships and bring her in? Captain: Do it. Persephone : Eavesdown Docks Badger (Mark…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Persephone : Eavesdown Docks Brutus Crewmember: You on a trip, grandpa? Need safe passage? We're cheap. We're cheap, we're clean. The Brutus {he points.} Best ship in the 'Verse. What's your dest, Grandpa? C'mon. We're hittin' the outer rings. Shepherd Derrial Book: I never married. Brutus Crewmember: What? Book: I'm…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Wash: Kaylee, go to blackout! We're being buzzed. Kaylee: Goin' dark. {turns off all running lights.} Okay. Now I can't get down. Kaylee: We're taking on passengers at Persephone? Mal: That's the notion. Gives us a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money. Jayne: Pain…

Serenity (Part 1 & 2) Wash: Hang on, travelers. Jayne: Let's moon ’em. Jayne: Any one you walk away from, right? Long as we got the goods, I call this a win. Mal: Right. We win. Badger: Crime and politics, little girl. Th' situation is always... fluid. Jayne: Only fluid I see here is the…