Steven on the phone: It sure seemed like it took a long time. I don't know, about maybe two and a half minutes or so. Lloyd looks disgusted Lloyd: You don't have a girlfriend, Steven. You slept with a girl. Big difference. Steven: Yeah but it's different, 'cause we kind of share a bond, you…

Pilot Episode Daniel Desario (James Franco): Oh man, you wanna hear something way messed up? You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing the other day? You know the one with that executioner guy holding that bloody axe, under his foot's the severed head. Ken (Seth Rogen): Yeah. That's my shirt. Girl: Ow! Don't…