Seth: Who knew my new PlayStation idol would be your new girlfr— new... Sadie (Nikki Reed): Friend. Seth: Friend... Girl friend. Summer: Nice save. Sadie: I think friend is the word. Ryan: I'm gonna get that. Sadie: Nice dodge. Ryan: Thanks. Taylor: Holy Kodak moment! Summer: I guess Seth just aced his Brown interview. Taylor:…

Ryan: How are you doing? Seth: Well, I was depressed. Now I'm depressed and confused. Ryan: A rehab center. Where'd you get this? Seth: My dad's office. I don't think he's trying to kick bagels. Ryan: I don't think it's for your dad. Julie: All my black dresses look like they should be accessorized with…

Seth: Okay, so then when the cops showed up and asked who's responsible for the girl floating in the pool, he was like, what? "I'm an ex-con on parole. I know, I'll say me." Ryan: No, I think that when the cops showed up and went to put the cuffs on Marissa he did what…