Morris: You guys are the Lone Gunmen aren't you? You guys are my heroes. I mean look at the crap you print. Byers: We uncover the truth. Morris: The truth? That's what's so great about you monkeys. Not only do you believe the horse pucky we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean look…
Scully: Mulder, this is not reality. This is a hallucination. It has to be. And either I am having it or you are having it or we are having it together.
Frohike: I don’t understand. Why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo?
Susanne Modeski: to The Lone Gunmen No matter how paranoid you are, you’re not paranoid enough.
Sheriff: Things like this aren’t supposed to happen here. Mulder: A forty-two-year-old real estate agent murders four strangers with his bare hands? It’s not supposed to happen anywhere.
Langly: UFOs caused the Gulf War Syndrome. That’s a good one. Byers: That’s why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.