User Review( votes)
Detective John Munch (Richard Belzer): Fill me in. From the top. Start with your name and birthdate.
John Byers (Bruce Harwood): John Fitzgerald Byers. November 22nd, 1963.
Detective John Munch: Seriously?
Byers: I was named after JFK. Before the assassination my parents were going to call me Bertram.
Det. Munch: Lucky you.
To the Lone Gunmen
Det. Munch: Here’s a tip: aluminum foil. It makes a lovely hat and it blocks out the government’s mind-control rays. It’ll keep you guys out of trouble.
Byers: You should call upon our service more often.
Langly (Dean Haglund): We show a talent for these G-man activities.
Mulder: You mean if I want somebody whacked on the knee with a lead pipe?
Frohike (Tom Braidwood): Only if you want it done right.
Susanne Modeski (Signy Coleman): to The Lone Gunmen No matter how paranoid you are, you’re not paranoid enough.