Carter: There was a minor seismic event that matches the time in our power log exactly. O'Neill looking at the map: Is that Siberia? Carter: Yes sir. And there's only one explanation I can think of. Jackson: The Russians have a Stargate? Hammond: Apparently the Russians know quite a bit about the SGC. O'Neill: How?…

Jackson: Anyway I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think? Teal'c: Major Carter, have we not been previously briefed concerning this matter? O'Neill: I was just going to say that. Carter: Coronal Mass Emissions, I was just about to bring it up. O'Neill: There you go!…

O'Neill: Tuesday doesn't work for the President. [...] Jackson: The President means no disrespect but he has to appear before Congress on Tuesday and there's no way to make up an excuse to get out of that. O'Neill: Wednesday? How's Wednesday? Martouf and Anise argue about the Za'tarc technology O'Neill: Excuse me! Do we or…

Gate technician: We're receiving Bra'tac's IDC, sir. O'Neill: Bra'tac. Hammond: Open the iris. Have Teal'c come to the Gate room. Shaun'ac (Musetta Vander): I mean you no harm. O'Neill: Bra'tac. You've done something with your hair. Shaun'ac: Bra'tac has told me much of the Tau'ri. You are O'Neill. Teal'c's apprentice. O'Neill: Yeah. {realizing} Apprentice? Shaun'ac:…

O'Neill: [T]he Tok'ra are starting to annoy me in general. Carter: Sir? O'Neill: Don't get me wrong, Carter. Your dad's great, I love him like a brother. It's just that every time they show up it seems like there's all kinds of— {Anise walks through the Gate} Jackson: Yep. That looks like trouble to me.…

O'Neill: Didn't I order you to get a life? Jackson: This is the first time the descendants of Earth have actually called home. I mean, either we try to do... something. Or we let them die. Hammond: Humanitarian concerns aside, we may have finally met an advanced civilization willing to exchange technology to help us…

O'Neill: I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower. Hammond: Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel. O'Neill: Bad? Jackson: I wasn't going to say anything... O'Neill: Well, I'm off. Carter: Still going fishing? O'Neill: Yep. Still staying here? Carter: Yeah. I think…