Season 6

Autopsy Turvy

Chief Vick: Dr. Strode, does the name Bob White mean anything to you? Woody: Is he a children's clown? Chief Vick: No. Woody: Adults-only clown? Chief Vick: No, he's not a clown of any sort. You performed an autopsy on him two nights ago. He was hit by a bus. Woody: Oh! Of course, I'm…

The Tao of Gus

Shawn: We've got serious business to attend to. Henry: Serious business? You're going to the opening of a new cupcake store. Gus: No, we're going to the closing of an old cupcake store. Shawn: And then we're going to an opening of a new cupcake store. Henry: Bring me back a red velvet. Gus: I…

In for a Penny…

Florida, 1990 Mrs. O'Hara: Juliet, the party's almost over. I don't think Daddy's coming, sweetie. Young Juliet: He's coming. I know it. Mrs. O'Hara: Okay. But it's a little rude to stay in here all day. And hey, your clown's leaving soon. Young Juliet: He can't even juggle. Present Day Chief Vick: So what's the…

This Episode Sucks

Bartender: What's your poison? Lassiter: Humanity. Bartender: Bad day in the universe, huh? Lassiter: Eh. They all sort of run together. Unless a corpse resurfaces and a body [?] liquidates some nut-loving rodentia. Marlowe Viccellio (Kristy Swanson): I hope you weren't saving this stool for someone else. Lassiter: Do I know you? Or do you…

Last Night Gus

Present Day Shawn: Please explain to me again we're doing here. As opposed to doing anything else in the world. Gus: We're paying respects to a man who dedicated his life's work the police department, Shawn. Shawn: Oh please! You don't know Jim. Woody: Hey guys. When's the pinata coming out? Shawn: I don't know…