Russ: Dude, what happened? I totally set you up. All you had to do was spike the ball. Sam: I was nervous. Everyone was staring at me. Sam on the phone: Yeah, I'm looking for something that says "I understand your culture, now let me land planes in you." Sam: $900? Did you try to…

Derek: Sam, heard you're working for an airline. What are you a stewardess? Just kidding! A flight attendant? Meryl: Did you just whistle at me? Because sexual harassment has no place in the workplace. Count to 40 and meet me in the stairwell. Russ: Thesis, what have you got? Sam: Excuse me? Russ: That thing…

Seth: You did accuse the guy of faking a suicide attempt. Ryan: No I didn't. I just didn't believe him. Seth: Oh. Okay. Hard to believe such blind compassion upset Marissa. You should go work things out. Ryan: I don't trust him. Something about Oliver's... off. Seth: Yeah. He tried to kill himself. Or he…