Undeclared Season 1

Truth or Dare

2002.01.29    

Busy Philipps  Carla Gallo  Charlie Hunnam  Christina Payano  Jarrett Grode  Jay Baruchel  Monica Keena  Seth Rogen  Timm Sharp

Marshall: That was awesome.
Ron: That was pretty cool.
Lloyd: Awesome, that was not.
Marshall: Why not? Why wasn’t it?
Lloyd: I’ve been thinking this might happen for awhile, but this is sooner than I thought. We have become their brothers.
Marshall: So?
Lloyd: So I understand, where you’re from being someone’s brother may not necessarily eliminate sexual possibilities. For Ron, myself and Steven this spells trouble.

Marshall: Are you going for Rachel?
Lloyd: I don’t know.
Marshall: What kind of answer is that, huh? I put my time in, man. You can’t just swoop in like some kind of blond peacock.
Lloyd: I’m confused by these feelings too, Marshall. I don’t know what to tell you.

Lloyd: Don’t try any funny stuff with Rachel.
Marshall: Yeah, She’s ours.
Lloyd: Yes, she’s for us.
Perry: Oo. Kinky.

Lloyd: Last week I borrowed Marshall’s pants. In the pocket I found a video receipt for Dude, Where’s My Car.
Marshall: It’s a funny movie. And I like to laugh.
Lloyd: Did you enjoy the 14 pornos you rented at the same time?
Perry: Is there a new script?

Rachel: Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?
Perry: Um, is nowhere considered a strange answer?
Ron: That’s an abstract way to answer the question.

Perry: That’s the funny thing about girls and a game of Truth or Dare. ‘Cause anything you pretend you haven’t done, they’re gonna want to do. Now you know. And now you move so I can go say hi to Rachel.