The Day After

Marshall: There’s a stain above where I sleep and I can’t tell if it came down from above or flew up from down here.
Ron: Isn’t life just great.
Marshall: I’ve seen things no man should see.

Steven: Man this is so awesome. The sheets are all messed up like in Basic Instinct.

Lloyd: Marshall, I bequeath you my overflow.

Steven: I think I have a girlfriend. I have no idea.
Kelly: No. You guys haven’t made it official yet. You’re totally cool.
Ron: It’s like, with me and Kelly, right? We know that it’s official.
Kelly: No we don’t.