Pilot Episode Alan White: Sam Weir. You really like Bill Murray, don't you? Sam Weir (John Francis Daley): Yeah, he's great. Alan: Bill Murray sucks, man. Sam: No he doesn't. He's cool. Alan: Oh really? What is he, your boyfriend? Sam Queer. It's fighting time, Weir. Sam: Leave me alone, Alan. Alan: I'm sorry, I…