Tangent

Hammond: Is there a problem Colonel?
O’Neill: No sir. Not at all. I’m sure Teal’c just felt he’d take her for a spin. Around the world.

General Vidrine (Steven Williams): General Hammond has told me nothing but good things.
O’Neill: Has he sir? Well then I’m sure he’s left something out.
General Vidrine: Such as?

General Vidrine: In all seriousness {he looks at Jack} if that’s alright with you, Colonel.

O’Neill about Apophis: Well the old boy hasn’t lost his touch.

O’Neill: How long will this thing take to get wherever it’s going?
Teal’c: Assuming this device is programmed to return to Apophis’ original home world, several hundred years.
O’Neill: Several hundred?
Teal’c: Years.
O’Neill: Yeah. Just, ah, let me do the math on that here. Carry the four…

O’Neill: We just need a nudge.
Teal’c: I am unsure of that specific measurement.

O’Neill: We didn’t spring a leak. Though I may have just… taken one.

O’Neill: You know I’ve already done that freezing to death thing. And it’s just not as fun as it sounds.

Teal’c: If we are to die, we die well.
O’Neill: We could do better.

Jackson: We were kind of hoping you could beam them out.
Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?

Jackson: Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz!
Goa’uld: Mak tal Oz?
Jackson: Mak tal Oz… kree!
Jacob: Alright, we’re almost set. Sam’s just finishing up.
Jackson: Uh. That’s great, because I don’t think they bought my act.
Jacob: Why? Who’d you say you were?
Jackson: The… ah… Great and Powerful Oz.
Jacob: Sam!

O’Neill: Jacob, is that you?
Jacob: Yes it is, Jack. Now do what I tell you.
O’Neill: Did you know your ship’s bigger than ours?
Carter: Colonel, we need you to concentrate.

O’Neill: Jacob. Thank for stopping by.
Jacob: What the hell. I was in the neighborhood.