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Hm. Instead of random words, I am going to post random images. Oh c’mon people. It’ll be fun!
RANDOM IMAGES by CLAIRE
The above font is Clairiccimo. Named after me.
Okay, I created the font and it and named it after me.
I earned the nickname when I first started working on bibles. I was trying to figure out where to hyphenate Sadducees. So I asked out loud and pronounced it “Saduccis”. As in Father Guido. And everybody cracked up.
I was informed, between giggles, that it was pronounced “Sad-you-see”. “They don’t believe in Jesus. So they’re sad, you see.” So Duff started calling me Clairiccimo.
Anyway, a few years later I had to make this pain-in-the-ass font. Didn’t know what to call it.
Clairiccimo was born.
I have been looking for a Mao t-shirt for the past ten years. I want one as bad as I want a square ring. I’m sure you’ve seen the shirts. They’re red with his image in black.
Anyway, I might have a hook-up. My mom’s best friend is going to China and I asked her to get me one. So, if she remembers and if they still make them, I’m golden. *crosses fingers*
This is what it looks like when you drop watermelons repeatedly on a car from atop a five-story building.
And this? Well, this is what it looks like when you drop an anvil on a car from atop a five-story building.
And this… this would be what happens when you chainsaw a car completely in half.
This is what my family does for fun one day every summer. And you, gentle reader, wonder why I’m as random up as I am. For context, they own a hardware store in the Minneapolis warehouse district.