Affairs of the (Plastic) Heart

Yeah yeah yeah, John Kerry had an affair. So what. The shocker today is that Barbie and Ken are splitting up. Seriously.

The plastic duo are no longer going to be married, according to Mattel. That link is worth it to see the media announcement and the broken heart photo. Ah, hell. I’ll just grab the image. It’ll save you the trip.

Two days away from Valentine’s Day, and I’m thinking the truth is Ken didn’t want to buy her anything.

Barbie’s new man? Blaine the boogie boarder.