O’Neill as Jackson runs off: I wish he’d stop doing that.
O’Neill: What were you thinking?
Jackson: I thought she’d be grateful.
O’Neill: She was trying to kill herself.
Pyrus (George Touliatos): Who sent you? Where are you from?
O’Neill: We’re from a planet called Earth.
Pyrus: What Goa’uld rules there?
Pyrus: Liar. Thieves. You will tell me the truth or you will die.
Carter: He isn’t a Goa’uld. I don’t think these are real Jaffa either.
O’Neill: How do you know?
Carter: First clue was his voice.
O’Neill: Yeah, I noticed that too.
Carter: Lately I get this weird feeling when I’m near Teal’c.
O’Neill: Hey, who doesn’t.
O’Neill: You know, I’ve seen an awful lot of union violations around here. I should probably speak with your supervisor.
Jaffa: You will work!
O’Neill: Hi ho, hi ho. Back to work.
Jackson: Why are we here?
Shyla (Heather Hanson): I know you must have seen much in your travels. Surely you’ve never seen anything quite so beautiful. We call them trees.
Jackson: Ah. Uh, so do we.
O’Neill: It’s surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn’t it.
Jackson: I’ve used it before without any side effects. And look. No glasses!
Carter: That looks like a side effect to me.
O’Neill: We’re losing the battle down there, you know. Carter’s started having Goa’uld flashbacks, says if you keep using the Goa’uld sarcophagus you’ll go dark side on us. If you haven’t already.