George Sands

Series 4

Eve of the War Annie: Only me. Didn't want to Rent-a-Ghost in and startle you. Just... {she indicates the tea}. Oh, I'm itching for a cuddle. Go on, I'll give you fifty quid. {silence} I was thinking that I could take her out. Just into the garden. Just to give you a bit of a…

Series 3

Episode 1 : Lia George: Is it soundproof? It's just um, yeah, I can get pretty... Rawr! Rawr! when I'm working out, you know. "Feel the burn!" "Who's your daddy!"... "Say what you see." Nina: Oh god. George: I thought this is what you wanted—a place of our own. Nina: Yeah but it isn't, is…

Series 2

Cure and Contagion George: I was actually looking forward to this, living with Nina. But I'm not sure even... I mean yeah, yeah, there's moisturizer and there's Tampax in the bathroom but it's not like we're having sex. We watch TV and she's just sitting on the other— I mean if she could see the…

Series 1

Flotsam and Jetsam Annie: So, who wants tea? {George groans} What? George Sands (Russell Tovey): You keep making tea. Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't! There's no mugs, there's no tea. It's all been made! And you can't even drink it.…