Death Cab for Claire showed up near my work yesterday. I pulled up to a stoplight, looked at the vehicle in front of me, and BAM! Death Cab!

Now, some may think that it’s difficult to believe that Death Cab is following me since it shows up in front of my car all the time, but I think it figures out where I’m going to be at a certain time and pops up so that I can see it.

Because if I looked in my rearview mirror I’d never recognize it.

If the photo’s not clear, it’s a disembodied corpse. On a truck window.

And it’s menacing me. For the record: It lives half a block away and has been known to show up a few blocks away from my work very often.

Riddle me that.