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I was driving home and just a few blocks away from my place when I turned the corner and there’s this wannabe Tony Hawk lamely skateboarding down the middle of the street. So I figured, you stay in the middle, I don’t have a problem. Instead, when I was about six feet away from him he veered directly in front of my car. So I honked, thinking he just didn’t know I was there.

The fucker turned around and gave me the finger.

See, that’s my mistake. Usually when people try to be a badass and hold up traffic, I speed up. The one time I give someone the benefit of the doubt..

Next time, skater pancake.