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So I went outside tonight and the air smelled like…

Okay, it reminded me of a bad combination of a multitude of Strawberry Shortcake dolls.

Remember those? They all smelled like whatever they were named after.

I had a friend when I was a kid who had every single one of them lined up around her bed. And the fake fruit smell of all the dolls combined was just… weirdly artificially nasty.

And that’s what it smells like outside. Fake scratch-n-sniff fruit.