Seth: That guy worked an entire summer in construction. And also he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.
Ryan: So… can I borrow Captain Oats?
Seth to Captain Oats: Oats? Now Ryan is going to use you as an inspiration. Now, if he touches you any place weird… and by weird I mean whispers to Captain Oats, I want you to neigh as loud as you can.
Sandy: So you started out with a porn director and ended up with Caleb. I’d consider that a lateral move.
Carter: This magazine is just a photo opportunity for 55 year old women with 25 year old breasts.
Kirsten: But this is chance to turn this community upside-down. Be subversive, irreverent.
Carter: I’d rather be drunk.
Seth: Did I say slept in a tent? What I mean to say is that they repented for lent.
Seth: Someone’s going to kill me.
Ryan: It’s not about me, I’m here because of her mom.
Alex: What are you and Julie Cooper a team, now?