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Seth: This thing with Lindsay is just really kicking Ryan’s ass.
Summer: Which is why it’s a good thing we’re like the Marines.
Seth: How are we like the Marines?
Summer: We leave no man behind. Look, Lindsay may have turned her back on Ryan, but we won’t. No. You have got to cheer him up. Semper Fi.
Seth: Oh, Semper Fi. That’s so cute.
Seth: And besides, now with Lindsay out of the picture, maybe Ryan and Marissa will get back together.
Summer: Are you crazy? They’re like the worst couple ever. And besides Marissa’s happy now.
Seth: Okay, and by happy you mean gay.
Julie: Why this guy? He launched a magazine called The Ugly Americans.
Carter Buckley (Billy Campbell): Look, I just don’t think the world needs more proclamations about how Mukluks are the new Uggs.
Kirsten: Our bar’s not that low.
Julie: He’s right about Mukluks. Write that down.
As Ryan and Seth crawl through the duct system
Seth: Hey, Ryan what did I tell you. Isn’t this great? It’s like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible. With I think a… slight hint of National Treasure.
Lance (Johnny Messner): Actually, I have something for you.
Julie: Yeah? Last time you gave me something I drank cranberry juice for a week.
Julie: Alex, and I’m not saying this to be mean. Because you actually seem like a nice enough girl, and… I like your pants. But you’re this week’s yard guy.
Julie to Alex, about Marissa: She’s only really been in love once, and he looked a little different in a wife beater.
About the Skill Crane ring prize
Caleb: You really want that ring, don’t you?
Sandy: More than anything.
Caleb: I’ll get more quarters.