So I went to bed.

And woke up at 9AM.

All ready to go out shopping for Mom’s gift. I was really fucking happy to have woken up so early.

Yeah. Merry fucking Christmas. Turns out it was 9PM.

BUT! BUT! I get to watch Princess Bride. Yay. What are the odds that it would become a cult classic?

In other news: I spent a large portion of the day with Reggy. She’s my little super hero. I love her.

And we went to Northern Sun. I don’t… I can’t explain Northern Sun. It’s just the place where all your most clever thoughts get printed on t-shirts. It’s a most lovely place.

I’ll leave you with this:

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is, Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”