So don’t mock me for it, but I’ve been watching The Big Give. Despite not really caring for Oprah that much.

Random story: I actually got screamed at once by an acquaintance who watched Oprah and decided that her sofa-style psychology snippets were life changing and that I was a negative person in her life who needed to be cut out.

Dude, screamed at. And trust me when I tell you that the offending event was weirdly minor.

Woo! Tangent.

Anyway, smack dab in the middle of the episode? JOE SCHILLACI. They didn’t even mention him by name. Just boom: Joe. And just for a minute. But I totally yelled at my TV when he showed up.

He is one of the many many many reasons to watch The First 48.