Season 1

Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend

Steven on the phone: It sure seemed like it took a long time. I don't know, about maybe two and a half minutes or so. Lloyd looks disgusted Lloyd: You don't have a girlfriend, Steven. You slept with a girl. Big difference. Steven: Yeah but it's different, 'cause we kind of share a bond, you…

Prototype

Steven Karp (Jay Baruchel): The point is I'm tall, and handsome. And I've gained weight. And I've like finally got a fashion sense. Man, it's like the beginning of a whole new era. Jack: A new era? You're the same guy. You think you're cool 'cause you grew like a freak and got a haircut?…