Torchwood

Day Four

Jack: 1965, I gave them twelve children. Gwen: You just handed them over and hoped for the best. Alice Carter (Lucy Cohu): I can only assume that you're holding me here as insurance against my father. But let me warn you: if you've angered him, then God help you. Agent Anderson (Liz May Brice): This…

Day Three

Ianto: This is us. This is Torchwood. This is home. Gwen: That alien voice thing said they are arriving today and we are stuck in the back end of beyond. Jack: Yeah, but we're together. The old team. We're down, we're not out, yeah? We've survived worse than this. Gwen: Yeah. Jack: Besides, I don't…

Day Two

EMT: Hold her down! Control said no survivors. Agent Anderson (Liz May Brice): Target One’s eliminated. Two and Three have escaped but we're in pursuit. John Frobisher (Peter Capaldi): What went wrong? Anderson: They got lucky. But they won’t get far. Frobisher: We can’t have witnesses. Call me when you've got them. And make it…

Series 3

Day One Gwen: All right Glyn? What's occurring? Glyn: I've been watching the bay. No sea monsters. Gwen: Ah, still early. Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: You were neighbors, is that right? Jack: We lived next door. Ianto: He's got no family to speak of. All on his own. We just keep an eye on him, you…

Series 3

Day One Rhys: So what do you think's causing it? Gwen: Can't say. Top secret. Rhys: You haven't got a clue, do you? Gwen: No idea. Gwen: Oh my god. Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever. Rhys: Good luck. Have you got currency? Gwen: Yes, and I've had my injections. See ya! Day…

Series 3

Day One Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: You were neighbors, is that right? Jack: We lived next door. Ianto: He's got no family to speak of. All on his own. We just keep an eye on him, you know. Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: Well I'm sure he appreciated it. If only there were more like... you two in…

Series 3

Day One Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: You were neighbors, is that right? Jack: We lived next door. Ianto: He's got no family to speak of. All on his own. We just keep an eye on him, you know. Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: Well I'm sure he appreciated it. If only there were more like... you two in…

Series 3

Day One Gwen: All right Glyn? What's occurring? Glyn: I've been watching the bay. No sea monsters. Gwen: Ah, still early. Gwen: Anyone in? You two having shenanigans in the dark? Jack? Dr. Rupesh Patanjali: You were neighbors, is that right? Jack: We lived next door. Ianto: He's got no family to speak of. All…

Exit Wounds

Rhys: Did you just say "Time Agency"? Don't tell me that's based in Cardiff too. John: I've been here quite awhile. What kept you? Jack: We all survived. You know if you're going to set an explosion you need to be more efficient. John: Oh, them. They were just prototypes. Had to test out a…

Fragments

Tosh: Not a species we've encountered before. Owen: Well let's hope they're friendly then. Jack: You know these creatures are very quiet. Owen: Maybe they're sleeping. Ianto: Or hatching. Tosh: Or maybe they aren't creatures at all. Jack: They're explosive devices. Owen: Snap. 1,392 Deaths Earlier: Jack: Ladies! Torso of steel, shillin' a feel! Any…

Adrift

PC Andy: Is this beneath you now? Gwen: No! PC Andy: What's with the attitude? You've got a face like a slapped ass. Gwen: I'm waiting for you to tell me where you were. PC Andy: Where I was when? Gwen: At the wedding. PC Andy: I rang you. I had to work. Gwen: I…

From Out of the Rain

Joshua Joy: Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys! Have we got a show for you tonight. A once-in-a-lifetime show! Amaze your ears, astonish your eyes, then run along home and tell your friends and neighbors. A once-in-a-lifetime show. Never to be forgotten for the rest of your lives. So why not step inside? We're waiting…

Something Borrowed

Gwen: So, is it anything to eat tonight or is it just booze all the way? Friend: Booze, blokes, bumpin' and booze. Owen: Gwen, you're pregnant. Almost full term. Gwen: Pregnant. That's not possible. Jack: Boy, would Darwin have a field day if he'd made it to space. Owen: Listen, Gwen, you are going to…