Summer: And what do you think, Cohen? Seth: My Chrismukkah forecast calls for trouble. Kirsten: I came to see how you were. Julie: I'm great. Some of the neighbors are having a cock fight in an hour using stray dogs. It's a holiday tradition. My money's on the feisty Weimaraner. Kirsten: Good. 'Cause I'm awful.…

Julie: Sandy, I don't think I'm in favor of low income housing. Kirsten: Julie, you live in a trailer park. Summer: Well maybe I never had a dream. You know, maybe for once in my life I actually want to do something in my life. Like something important. Be the first woman in space or…

Seth: Okay picture me at college. Big fish in a small pond or small fish in a big pond? Ryan: I don't know. I never really pictured you living in a pond. Seth: Me neither. Summer: I can't even pick out my shoes in the morning, let alone plan the rest of my life. Seth:…

Ryan: Maybe the girls should pick the movie next time. Seth: Ah, do I have to remind you about the Bring It On phase? Summer: Now that is an awesome movie. Ryan: I'm not looking for trouble. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Maybe you should have thought about that before jumping in the other night. Summer: What,…

Summer: Nightmares, huh? You know at first I thought you were just a sweaty sleeper. I didn't want to say anything, but— Marissa: Because I thought if I slept with you they'd go away. Summer: You talk to Ryan about it? Marissa: I try. I mean you know how he is. Summer: Yeah, not much…

Kirsten to the boys: Sit. You are having eggs benedict Gruyère avec paté de foie. Sandy: Something smells... fancy. Kirsten: You know you're going to be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year. Seth: Yeah, horny co-eds and alcohol poisoning. I just don't think they're gonna have French fusion on the…

Seth as Marissa disappears into Newport Union: And that was the last they ever saw of her. Seth: Here you go, my little social chair maven. Summer: You know I always thought that social chair was a ceremonial position. Like Rose Bowl Queen or President. Seth: Are you sure this is detention? It's got more…

Summer: This is so wrong. Like epically tragic. End of the World, locusts and horned beasts bummer. Sandy: Is there anything I need to know? Jimmy: No no I mean. No, are you kidding, everything's fantastic. I just wanted to give my fiancée a little peace of mind. Sandy: Well anything for the soon-to-be Mrs.…

Sandy: Come on, you guys. We've gotta eat together. It's a special day. You're both seniors. Ryan: It's just registration. Sandy: It's a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this…

Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): ...Then you won't mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope…