Lloyd: Look man, you may have thought we wee mean to you but we never locked you to a tree. Ron: We did, ah, we did bungee him to his bed that time. Books: Hey look, Steven. Your date has arrived. Steven: What am I supposed to do with the sheep? panicked. What am I…

Steven: Do you guys want to go to that rush party tonight or not? Ron: No. Marshall: No. Lloyd: No. Ron: Fraternities are evil, okay? They brainwash you, they steal your soul. They take your firstborn for godsakes. Lloyd: And you're the firstborn. Steven: So I guess you guys don't care about free beer and…

Pilot Episode Sam: You really think Cindy likes me? Bill: Hello. The jacket. Neal (Samm Levine): No way. We're not her species. Sam: Listen, just do me a favor. Ask around, see if she has a date for the dance. Bill: Who should I ask? Neal: Okay. The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen…