Magpie (Ron Cook): Two hundred pounds overdrawn. I need a miracle. Grandma (Margaret John): I hear they rot your brains. Rot them into soup. And your brain comes pouring out of your ears. That's what television does. The Wire (Maureen Lipman): Mr. Magpie. Oh Mr. Magpie. Woo hoo. Can you hear me, Magpie? Magpie: Yes.…