Gossip Girl: From the day he brings his newborn girl home, a father lives in fear that someday she'll get hurt. That someday she'll hate him. And worst of all, that someday she'll grow up. Blair: Settlements are for the guilty. Celebrities that run people over. The Catholic Church. It's not fair. Lily: How are…
Gossip Girl: Get up and go at it, Upper East Side. I hear Little J is having foreign relations with a handsome attaché. We always knew she had friends in high places, but how low will she go? Jenny: Not that I don't love popcorn and a movie, but I mean it's Saturday night. I…
Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving began when Pilgrims and Indians came together to share the bountiful harvest. Eric: Our Thanksgivings tend to end with french fries at a diner and someone having been in a mental institution. Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, that tradition is upheld with a bountiful harvest of secrets, lies and scandals.…
Gossip Girl: As a famed literary liar once told Oprah, memory is subjective. Memories can be embellished. Or denied. But as James Frey knows all too well, the truth always comes out. Blair: Ugh. I don't converse with liars or Lewinskis. Nate: A threesome? Dan: Oh yeah. Just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs,…
Gossip Girl: In Manhattan some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political. And those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn they can never be crossed. Trip (Aaron Tveit): Even if the night ends in defeat at least we'll have…
Dan: We just started dating. Isn't it a little soon for "Meet the Parents"? Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Not for Olivia. She seems really easygoing and into you. Jenny: Yeah. Seriously Dan. Play the parent card. People like you more when they meet your family. Nate: Didn't you spend a summer in Monte Carlo when she…
Gossip Girl: Some say love is a river, some says love's a silly song. Some say love is all around us. It lifts us up where we belong. Some say love is hearing laughter in the rain. But on the Upper East Side, we all know love is pain. Blair: The bloodsucker is back. I…
Gossip Girl: The first day of a new queen's reign. Nervous subjects twitter and tweet. Will she continue where the old queen left off, or strike out on her own? And what of Queen B? We hear NYU is not yet under her golden thumb. Is she biding her time or simply doing time? But…
Gossip Girl: Morning in New York. Time to wake up from bad dreams, roll out of the beds we've made, and start making plans for a brighter future. Blair: I know what this is. And don't think you can run me out of my own room with a half-naked Dan Humphrey. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): Fine.…
Gossip Girl: Every fall, confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents’ homes for the hallowed halls of education. And like any new venture, starting college holds the promise of limitless opportunity. The opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to try and be a little less lonely. But just because…
Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn't take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff shall we? potted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. Poor B. I…
Gossip Girl: Eventually, every queen finds herself in unfamiliar territory outside the castle walls. In Blair Waldorf's case, the Village. Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know how I feel about ironic facial hair. Nate: Well you were thinking a) you're lucky to get into a school at all. And b) you're super lucky…
Gossip Girl: Mornings are simply more fun on the Upper East Side. Our favorite things to wake up to? The sun in the sky, the Nikkei on the rise, and a wake-up call from your lover. Or your best friend. Rufus: Lily's doing breakfast today. She wants to talk to us. Dan: Ominous. Jenny: Or…
Gossip Girl: Springtime on the Upper East Side. Where the winter chill is supposed to be so last season. But when mittens and scarves are still all the rage, the best thing you can do is just button up and hope for warmer days. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Budapest. Prague. Brest. Dubrovnik. Dan: Ah, there's nothing…
Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side all the world's a stage, and the men and women merely players. But once a year, Constance/St. Jude students shed their usual roles and take on new ones for the senior class play. This year's pick? The Age of Innocence. Dan: I just can't believe this is a…