Dr. Samantha Carter: I never expected this variation. You're alive. Major Kawalsky walking in: Don't feel so bad, Colonel. Everybody around here is telling me the same thing. O'Neill: Kawalsky? Hammond: In a manner of speaking. Dr. Fraiser: Actually in a manner of fact, sir. This is Major Charles Kawalsky in almost every physical respect.…

Carter: I like what they've done to the place. O'Neill: I'm not so sure I like what the place has done to them. Kawalsky: Why are you acting so spooked, Jack? O'Neill: Maybe because I am. You're both supposed to be dead. Colonel John: This ain't the one that you and me die on. O'Neill:…

Teal'c: Am I a prisoner? O'Neill: Uh... yeah. Teal'c: I understand. O'Neill: We're not exactly living up to your expectations of us, are we? O'Neill: Permission to barge in, Sir? Martin Kennedy (Alan Rachins): These slaves, where do they come from? Teal'c: There is a tale of a primitive world the Goa'uld discovered Millennia ago.…

Major Samuels (Robert Wisden): Colonel Jack O'Neill? Colonel Jack O'Neill: Retired. Samuels: I'm Major Samuels. O'Neill: Air Force? Samuels: Yes sir. I'm the General's executive officer. O'Neill: Want a little piece of advice, Major. Get reass'd to NASA. That's where all the action's going to be. Out there. Samuels: I'm under orders to bring you…