Vala: It's funny, Daniel always wanted to get into my pants and now I'm in his. Mitchell: Vala, that's not funny. Vala: Hm? Mitchell: He can't defend himself. Vala: I didn't just drop in to say hello. I have something important to tell you. Vala: A man named Tomin had apparently found me lying unconscious in…

Carter: Try picking up that coffee cup. {Mitchell's hand passes through it} Oh boy. We need to find Daniel. Mitchell: Out of phase? What does that mean? Carter: It means we may have shifted to an alternate dimension. Mitchell: And there are an infinite number of alternate dimensions. Carter: No no no. That's alternate realities.…

Jackson: Yes, we stopped them this time. But be damn sure they're already thinking up some other means of spreading fear and destruction throughout this galaxy. Mitchell: Yeah, that's why we call them the bad guys. Chapman looking at the Stargate: It's much bigger than I imagined. Landry: We get that a lot. Mitchell: Seriously.…

Carter: What did you say to them? Mitchell: Look, obviously it didn't go so well. Teal'c: I did advise that you were a most unlikely drug smuggler, Colonel Mitchell. Mitchell: Can we please just fall back to the Gate? Eight Hours Earlier Jackson: What the hell was that? Mitchell: What was what? Carter: We're supposed…

Mitchell: You want the big chair? Carter: Not me. I'll sit here. Mitchell: Sam, he's in Washington. Carter: Yeah. Kane: We watched so many barter away their beliefs in exchange for their lives. But Leta, she... she refused to accept it. Jackson: I am sorry. Pernaux (Ernie Hudson): The large vessel appears to be disabled.…

Dr. Kelly: I imagine you had to pull some pretty big strings to make this happen. Mitchell: Ferguson got that chunk of metal in his head saving my sorry ass four years ago. Ferguson (Reed Diamond): Doing pretty good. For a guy with a ticking time bomb in his head. Mitchell: Why don't we see…

Landry: Since the second team came back from the right planet at the scheduled time, it's safe to assume that they're the real SG-1. Dr. Lam: Okay. Then who's the other team and where did they come from? Landry: Exactly. Carter: The multiverse theory of quantum physics posits the existence of parallel universes. An infinite…

Landry: We need to set up a meeting. Carter: No need, sir. We've already been invited back for a reception in honor of the scientists who developed the implant technology. Mitchell: I'm hoping there'll be dancing. Sir. Carter: How's it going? Mitchell: I don't think diplomacy's my thing. Jackson: Oh. That's what you're doing. Mitchell:…

Jolan: It was foolish of you to come. The others are distrustful of you. Mitchell: Yeah, I kind of got that. Anything else I need to know? Jolan: Haikon will have the answers. Carter: Orlin, by not letting go of the Ancient knowledge you're damaging your brain. Orlin: Yes. My human brain is failing under…

Mitchell: I'm just saying, it's pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one's achievement. Mitchell: You don't think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I've read your proposal. Carter: And?…

Landry: If there's something wrong with this Gate, I want to know what it is before anyone else walks through it. Carter: Yes sir. Landry: Find the problem. Until we do, all Gate activity is shut down. Carter: Huh. Maybe it wasn't our fault. Jackson: I thought it was always our fault. Carter: Instead of…

Mitchell: I'm getting that “grasping at straws” feeling. Jackson: Yeah, just don't tell Teal'c. Mitchell: I already did. Jackson: Yeah, what'd he say? Mitchell imitating Teal’c: “The warriors of the Sodan exist, Colonel. I am certain of it.” Jackson: He's more bass. Carter: No tattoo. Teal'c: He is a warrior of the Sodan. Jackson: According…

Teal'c: Brothers and sisters, we finally have the opportunity to govern with authority and respect. Years ago that seemed unthinkable. But now we are in a position to help others who are in need of our support and guidance. Gerak: Why should we help them? Mitchell: How about because... it's the right thing to do.…

Kellana Jaffa: The Jaffa have shed too much blood to replace one false god with another. We have made our decision and we will tell him. Vala: You boys aren't gonna let people from two different planets beat you at your own silly game are you? Jackson: This silly game isn't over yet. Mitchell: That's…

Villager: Please. Forgive us. It has been so long. We began to fear you would not return. Vala: Then you are foolish. I would not abandon you. I am your god. Vala: What makes you think they're going to tell you the truth? You're supposed to be my faithful servant. Jackson: Then I'll also explain…